Zombieland

I'm not even going to lie to you... The plot of this movie is absolutely STUPID! Just stupid! The acting is very poor, the plot, what plot? It isn't even laugh out loud funny. Just dumb. I knew this before I watched it. I knew it was what I like to call a "stoner movie." You know the ones that would only be funny if you were high, which isn't funny at all. Yet I watched it anyway, and it was still stupid. There was some humor. I liked how they through the rules in there, and the sisters cracked me up. But the story was still horrible along with the acting.

Expert Says: 2 Stars, Stupid, Stoner Movie

The Bucket List

I've tried countless times since this movie came out to watch it. I've seen piece and parts of it, but finally I watched it last night! Very entertaining, and funny. There are definitly some sad parts and tear jerking moments. The ideas portrayed are memorable and there are many "life lessons" brought out during this film. The most important being, life is short and live life to the fullest.

Expert Says: 4 Stars, Classic, Entertaining, Memorable

The Step-Father

I wasn't impressed with this movie. The ending was so stupid! SO STUPID! I am completely over the typical ending, "He died! Or did he?" Can't we just fucking kill someone and leave his ass dead, already? There was some suspense, it was a little rivoting, but I am glad I didn't stand in line at the box office to buy tickets for it. Get it on Netflicks it's not worth your money!

Expert Says: 3.5 Stars, Good remake, lacks a little in interest, some suspense

Charlie St. Cloud

So CUTE! It is really predictable, except for the girl! That was a surprise! It was emotionally rivoting, I think my total tear count was at 200 during this movie. This is what I like to call a Sunday morning movie. You don't need to pay a lot of attention to it, it has a mellow tone, and doesn't get you too excited.

Expert Says: 3.5 Stars, tear jerker, guys will think it's lame

Inception

Psychological thriller for sure! This movie will keep you guessing until the very end. It's one of those things where you KNOW something is wrong, they TELL you something is wrong, but you have no idea what it is. I like this movie so much. The idea of changing ones thoughts! INSANE! CRAZY! And the end is open to many interpretations!!!

Expert Says: 5 Stars, See it twice!

Thirteen

This story truly takes you into the mind of a 13 year old girl. Or girls. Peer pressure is reoccuring theme during this movie. Drugs, deceit, stealing, betrayal, alcohol, sex, it's everything you don't want your little girl getting involved in. You're constantly having to remind yourself that these girl are only thirteen! That's jail bait for all of you wondering!

Expert Says: 3.5 Stars, good story, good plot, I liked it

Eagle Eye

I thought this movie was kind of dumb. They build you up with all of this suspense, and then the reason for it all, the reason everything is happening turns out to be so dumb!

So, in the movie, LaBeouf is getting a phone call from someone telling him what to do,like speed up to 55 mph in backed up traffic. He is trusting that what the person on the other end of the phone call is telling him is true. And it is! He doesn't really get hurt. However, it's not what you think, or what you want it to be. It's a stupid, well... i guess you will have to see for yourself... but it is stupid...

Expert Says: 3 Stars, Suspensful, Kind of dumb