Zombieland

I'm not even going to lie to you... The plot of this movie is absolutely STUPID! Just stupid! The acting is very poor, the plot, what plot? It isn't even laugh out loud funny. Just dumb. I knew this before I watched it. I knew it was what I like to call a "stoner movie." You know the ones that would only be funny if you were high, which isn't funny at all. Yet I watched it anyway, and it was still stupid. There was some humor. I liked how they through the rules in there, and the sisters cracked me up. But the story was still horrible along with the acting.

Expert Says: 2 Stars, Stupid, Stoner Movie

The Step-Father

I wasn't impressed with this movie. The ending was so stupid! SO STUPID! I am completely over the typical ending, "He died! Or did he?" Can't we just fucking kill someone and leave his ass dead, already? There was some suspense, it was a little rivoting, but I am glad I didn't stand in line at the box office to buy tickets for it. Get it on Netflicks it's not worth your money!

Expert Says: 3.5 Stars, Good remake, lacks a little in interest, some suspense